Jack the smartest boy
A female teacher was having a problem with Jack a boy in her class of 3rd grade. Then Jack said ‘Madam, I should b in 4th grade, I’m smarter than my sister and she’s in the 4th grade’. The Madam had heard enough of his complains and took the Jack to the Principal’s office. She explained everything to the Principal who decided to test the Jack with some questions that a 4th grade should know.
Principal: What’s 3+3?
Jack: 6
Principal: 6+6?
Jack: 12
The Principal asked Jack many questions and Jack got them right. The Principal then asked Madam to send Jack to 4th grade. Madam decided to ask some more questions and the Principal agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of, that I’ve only two of?
Jack: Legs
Madam: What’s in your pants that you have but I don’t have?
Jack: Pockets
Madam: What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Jack: Coconut
Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The principal’s eyes open really wide, but before he could stop the answer, Jack was taking charge.
Jack: Bubble Gum
Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do. What am I?
Jack: Tent
The principal was looking restless
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me last what am I?
Jack: Wedding Ring
Madam: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When u blow me,you feel good?
Jack: Nose
Madam: I’ve a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver
Jack: Arrow
Madam: What starts with ‘F’ and ends with a ‘K’ and if you don’t get it, you’ve to use your hand?
Jack: Fork
Madam: What’s it that all men have, it’s longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
Jack: Surname
Madam: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?
Jack: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher: ‘Send Jack to University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself!
