Rural School Palava
Jack just got admitted to one rural school, the best school in the village and it was his first day in school an inspector was visiting. The Christian Religious Studies teacher was in class telling them the story of DANIEL IN THE LION’S DEN when he sighted the principal and the inspector heading towards the class. The Old and forgetful Christian Religious Knowledge teacher wrote GENESIS as the topic on the board without thinking.
Class: Good mooooooorning sir, we are happy to see you sir.
Inspector: Good morning class, I can see your teacher is telling you what happened in the book of genesis?
Class: Yeeeeeeeees sir.
Inspector (pointing to Jack): Ok, you there, who killed Abel?
Jack: Sir I don’t know, I have been in the class since 8.am you can ask my friend Amos, I didn’t killed Abel sir.
Inspector (angry): I said who killed Abel?
Jack: I am a Christian, I can’t kill. I don’t even know this Abel you are talking of, is he in our class?
Inspector (turning to the teacher): Ok teacher can you tell the class who killed Abel?
Teacher (knees down and opens his hands wide): My son, How did you expect me to kill, what example will I be lying to my students if I kill a person?
Inspector (disappointed turns to the principal): Ok class, the principal will help to tell us who killed Abel. Mr. Principal, who killed Abel?
Principal: When you came to my office, didn’t you see me there?
Inspector: I did.
Principal: Did you see blood stains in my hands?
Inspector: No
Principal: How could I have killed Abel? Where is the proof that I did? And the whole class clapped for the principal!
