Jack and his teacher
- Teacher said; Jack, there will be a lecture on Pluto and Neptune tomorrow. You must attend it. Jack replied; Sorry sir. My Mother won’t let me go that far. Teacher asked; Jack, if I see a Man beating a Monkey and I stop him, what virtue would I be showing?. Jack replied; Brotherly Love.
- Teacher: ‘what is 2+2?’
Pupils: “10”
Teacher: “correct” what is 5-2?
Pupils: “5”
Teacher: “correct” what is 2×2?
Pupils:”14
Teacher: “correct, Who is the president of America?
Pupils: Jack Buer
Teacher: Correct, where is the capital of America?
Pupils: Texas
Teacher: Correct
Teacher: Good! It’s gonna remain like that until government increases my salary! - A teacher walks into class with her hands behind her back and says “Class I’ve a fruit in my hands and its red, who can tell me what it is?”. A little boy put up his hand, ” I know, its an apple!” She says “No its a cherry but. I like the way you’re thinking”. Next day she comes in the same manner and says “Class I’ve a long fruit in my hands and its yellow”. A child says “I know, its a banana!” She says “No its a plantain but I like the way you’re thinking.” Next day she walks into the class and little Jack shouted “Miss I’m feeling something in my pocket and its really hard, sometimes its long, sometimes its short and it has a red head.”. Teacher says “Take your bag and let’s go down.” Little Jack shouted “Miss its a pencil but I like how the way you are thinking.
