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The farmer’s rooster
A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as it comes home, it rushes and fucks all the 200 hens. The farmer was impressed thinking about the eggs the hens would hatch. At lunch, the young energetic rooster again screws all the 200 hens. The farmer got tensed up now. Next day, he finds the rooster bleeping the ducks and the geese and parrot too which scared the hell out of him. Later that day, the farmer finds the rooster lying pale, half-dead and vultures circling overhead. Farmer says “You deserved it, you hot little bastard! you deserve this “The rooster opens one eye points up and says “Ssshhh. let them land, I’ve never bleeped a vulture in my whole bleeping career”.
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