Conversation between a rat and man of the house
Rat: (with tiny voice) hello.
Man: hello, who am I speaking with?
Rat: Is this Mr. Jack?
Man: yes you are speaking with Mr. Jack, who is this pls?
Rat: so don’t recognize my voice huh? I’m you roommate.
Man: what did you say?
Rat: I’m your room mate
Rat: I’m inside your room now
Man: I beg your pardon?
Rat: Which type of pardon are you begging for? I’ve not eaten since yesterday you left the house. I checked that place you always put food I didn’t see anything. I checked the kitchen, nothing. I even checked your fridge, still no single food there. Do you want to kill me? No problem, I just want to let you know that, your certificate you kept inside your wardrobe, the one written Colorado State University, I’ve eaten the “Col”. What is left is the “orado” State University. Let me see the type of work you will get with “orado” State University.
