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Money conscious man
A wealthy money conscious man died and his money conscious brother took a million dollar from his brother’s account to purchase an expensive coffin but only that the brother bought a casket worth $40,000 and deceived every one that he bought it with a million. When the body was about to be put to ground, the priest asked if anyone had any last words before they proceed with the internment but there was no respond because everyone was at grieve. Seeing that no one had anything to say, the priest signaled proceeding but a loud voice from an unusual or rather scary direction interrupted the proceeding and said…”NOT SO FAST FATHER, I HAVE A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS FOR MY BROTHER JACK” the horrified priest who had already wet his pants replied as he stammered, “go go go ahead my son so that that that we can all gogogoo hhhhoomme in pppeace”. The unusual voice now said, “JACK MY BROTHER, YOU WITHDREW 1 MILLION DOLLAR TO BUY COFFIN RIGHT? Yyyyyeeess brother, replied Jack who was afraid to lie to the dead. “BUT YOU SPENT ONLY $40,000 RIGHT? “Yyyyyyyeeess brother replied Jack. “OKAY NOW WHERE’S MY BALANCE? .
