Dead man Jack
Some police Men were chasing a thief Jack that escaped from prison one night. Jack ran into a nearby cemetery, stripped naked and sat on a grave. When the policemen got there, they asked; did you see anybody that ran pass you? Jack replied; No. I’m a visitor. I was buried yesterday. The heat was too much inside my grave. I came outside to receive fresh air. Before you could say Jack! The policemen had disappeared.
