Greedy Jack
Jack was called for an interview by Mobil based on his performance while working for shell BP.
Interviewer: What is your current pay at Shell and what are you looking at with Chevron?
Jack: $100,000 per year plus medical and other benefits. Considering the position here in Mobil, I’d be looking at #150,000 to $200,000 per year, a status car, overseas vacation and medicals
Interviewer: Today is your lucky day! The position comes with $400,000 per year salary, 2014 Range Rover Sport as official car, Mercedes Benz S65 AMG as status car, overseas medical treatment, a fully furnished house here in Texas, health insurance for your wife and children, three houses to be built for you in any city of your choice and in your home town, annual overseas vacation for you and your family fully paid first class, $50,000 wardrobe allowance per year, cook, steward and three drivers, country club membership, and you’re entitled to keep all that
Jack: Boss you must be joking!
Interviewer: Of course I was joking! Were you not the one that started it?
