Stupid Jack
Jack drops a girl at home, he puts his hand on d wall by d gate for support, leans towards her
JACK: Can I kiss you?
GIRL: Not now, I’m at home.
JACK: Please.
GIRL: No.
JACK: You were too sweet in bed today.
GIRL: Wow! You are full of energy. I could not believe we had four rounds.
JACK: Let me kiss you good night.
GIRL: Someone may be watching, they still think I’m a virgin at home.
This goes on for ten minutes, then girl’s brother appears at the gate and says “Dad says whether you kiss him or not it’s your decision, but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button, everyone at home is listening to your conversation”
