Never direct a man
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband comes into the kitchen. Husband: Careful! Careful! Put in some more oil! Oh My God! Where are we going to get more oil? The eggs are going to stick! Careful! Careful! Be Careful! You never listen to me when you are cooking! Never! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don’t forget to add salt to them. You know you always forget to do that. Use the salt!The salt! The wife stared at him angrily, “What’s wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry eggs?” The husband replied, “I just wanted to show you how it felt like when I’m driving and you do the same!
