Ignorance is a disease
Jack came home one night and his wife throws her arms around his neck: “my darling! I am a month overdue. It’s like I’m pregnant, the doctor confirmed it today but don’t tell anybody. “The next day Jack’s wife receives a telephone call from Electricity Company because their bill had not been paid. Am I speaking to Mr. Jack? “No I’m his wife” she says, the Electricity guy:“you are a month overdue how do you know? Stammers Jack wife. “Madam it’s in our files” says the electricity guy. She shouts “how did it enter your file?”
Electricity guy: Yes, We have a system of finding out who’s overdue
Jack’s wife: GOD, this is too much what type of thing is this?
Electricity guy: Madam, I am sorry I am following orders, I have to inform you that you are overdue
Jack’s wife: no problem, I will tell my husband when he comes back.
That night she tells Jack “the Electricity said I am overdue. The next day Jack rushes to electricity office. “What’s happening? I heard you have a file that says my wife is overdue, does it concern you? “He says angrily. Just calm down, says the lady at the reception of the electricity company, its nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.
Jack: pay you for what? If I don’t pay what will happen?
Lady: Well in that case sir, we have no option but to cut yours off.
Jack: if u cut it what will my wife be using?
Lady: I don’t know, I guess she would have to use a candle!
