How to get rid of a nagging girlfriend
Jack wanted to get rid of his nagging and over demanding girlfriend. He tried all attempts which did not work out. One day, an idea flashed into his head. He logged in to a website, browses into people’s profile and succeeded in downloading 5 beautiful girls pictures. He printed them out and wrote R.I.P with a red ink on each of the pictures. He hid them in a magazine and kept it on top of his television. On Saturday morning, his girlfriend was cleaning the house when she saw the Pictures in the magazine. She walked up to him and demanded an explanation.
Girlfriend: Darling!
Jack: Sweetie, what is it?
Girlfriend: I saw these pictures in a magazine at the top of the television, who are these girls?
Jack: Oh! Forget about them, it’s not important.
Girlfriend: It’s important to me, I need to know please.
Jack: Ok, this one is Alice, I met her at a friend’s wedding . We dated and wanted to get married but 2 months before the wedding, she got involved in a car accident and died. This one is Amanda, we met at a restaurant in Europe, we dated for a while. One day she was travelling to Norway, their plane crashed and she got burnt beyond recognition. This one is Jane, she was my neighbor’s daughter who came back from London where she was schooling on a visit. We met and spent a night together. She was involved in the missing Malaysian airline. Her body was not found. This one, oh Ella, her name is Ella, we went to visit my Pastor, on our way back, a truck ran over our car, she died instantly, I managed to survive. It was after her that I met you.
Girlfriend: Met who? I am no longer interested in this relationship!
