Questions you would never guess the answers!
- Q: what is the similarity between men and rats?
A: both keep searching for new holes. - Q: what is the closest thing similar to a woman’s period?
A: your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5 days and it doesn’t come, it means you are in big trouble. - Q: what’s the difference between biology and sociology?
A: when the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology. - Q: doctor: you look so weak and exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as i have advised?
A: Lady: I thought you said 3 males a day.