Short naughty jokes
- Jack: in my dreams rats play football every night!
Doctor: take this tablet you will be ok.
Jack: can I take it tomorrow?, tonight is the final match. - Teacher: you call your mother as mum. What will you call your mother’s younger sister and elder sister?
Jack: so simple, I’ll call them minimum and maximum. - Teacher: if corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
Jack: babies. - If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of “buy one get one free”!
- Everything on a woman’s upper body starts with a “b”. Blouse, bra, bikini, boobs and lower body with a “p” petticoat, panties, p*ssy. No wonder men suffer from high Bp!
- When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats!”. But none of them will come and touch the man’s d*ck and say “well done! Hard work is never appreciated, only result matters.
- Jack was very drunk and was struggling to open his door with his key. His neighbor asked him “sir can I help you open the door?” Jack said “don’t worry, just help me hold the house straight, I can open the door.
- Jack came late to school and his teacher asked, “Jack, why are you late to school?” he replied, “my dad was looking for his money” the teacher asked again, “are you helping him to look for it?” Jack answered, “no, I was standing on it till he left the house.”
- Bully: why you so fucking fat?
Fat boy: because every time i fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
