Naughtiest boy
Little Jack was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “what are you up to there, little Jack?” “my goldfish died,” replied little Jack tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.” the neighbor was concerned, “that’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” as little Jack patted down the last heap of earth he then replied, “that’s because he’s inside your cat.
