Sweet revenge
For a very long time, jack had been battling with a leak in his roof. One night, there was a heavy downpour; he had to move from one corner of his room to the other to avoid drops from his roof. This made him to have a sleepless night. The next morning, he decided to fix the roof. After scouting for ladder in his neighborhood, he tried to climb to the roof. Climbing wasn’t easy; he panted and sweated but successfully climbed to the roof. As he was about to fix the damage, he heard a knock on his door. He yelled from the top of the roof “who is that?” A tattered looking beggar showed up at the ground and said: excuse me, can I see you? Jack asked: what is it that you want to tell me? The beggar replied: just spare me a minute. He climbed back to the ground, looking tired and asked: what can I do for you? The beggar said: can you give me $1? Jack thought for a while and said: follow me. The two of them started climbing to the roof, panting and gasping for breath. They both got to the top of the roof. After panting for one minute, Jack turned to the beggar and said: I don’t have!
