Johnny and his two assholes
A man Johnny was burnt to death. So they called his two best friends Jack and Jim to identify the body. 1st went Jim. Jim: he is burnt pretty bad, his face is beyond recognition. Jim asked the mortuary attendant to roll the body over. The mortuary attendant found this really weird. He rolled the body then Jim said; this is not Johnny! They called the 2nd friend Jack to identify the body. Jack also asked the same question to roll the body over. He also said; this is not Johnny! The mortuary attendant asked; why did both of you wanted me to roll the body? Jack replied; Johnny has 2 assholes, that is not Johnny. The mortuary attendant exclaimed; eh? That is impossible! Jack : I am telling you he has two assholes, because, every time we are going to club, people will say; here comes Johnny and his two assholes! One word for Jack and Jim.
