Jack’s biography
Name: Jack Jackson
Hobby: collecting tiger’s teeth, catching bullet with bare hands, jogging up and down Mount Everest.
Record: fought with an elephant and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile alive! Played Russian roulette with full clips and still survived, killed superman, held my breath under water for 2 months,3 weeks, 6 hrs, 51 mins, 45 seconds,
Greatest achievements: surfed on hot lava while d volcano was still erupting, outran a cheetah, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st African to land on the sun, and carried the pyramid of Giza for 2 days straight!
Silly thing done: surfing on a tsunami.
Biggest regret: refusing to marry Queen Elizabeth, even after she knelt down in Madison square garden to propose
Embarrassing moment: I couldn’t kill 100 bears with a single punch only 99 died instantly and the 1 that was left died 2 hrs later.
Proudest moments: when a cobra died after biting me, when I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just a kick.
