Show him your badge
A government official stopped at an expansive, fenced farm in Ohio and talked to an old farmer. He told the farmer: “I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs.” The farmer replied: “Okay, but don’t go into that field over there ” The government official interrupted: “Look mister, I am a government authority! See this badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want!” The old farmer humbly nodded, apologized, and went about his chores. Moments later he heard screams, looked up and saw the government official running for his life, being chased by the farmer’s bull. The old farmer threw down his tools, ran as fast as he could to the fence, and yelled at the top of his lungs… “your badge! Show him your badge!”
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