Good man Jack
In a small southern town, Jack Jackson shows up at the doctor’s office at 1:00 p.m. on one Sunday afternoon with several bruises on his face.
Doctor: Another barroom brawls, eh Jack Jackson?
Jack Jackson: No! It happened in the church!
Doctor: In the church? What happened?.
Jack Jackson: Well, I went to church and sat in the pew. Then a real big fat woman sits in the pew in front of me. We got up to sing, and I saw that her dress was stuck up the crack of her butt, so I pulled it out for her. Then she hit me with her purse.
The doctor treated his wounds and warned him not to do that again. A week later, on Sunday afternoon, Jack Jackson is back at the doctor’s office, bruised worse than before.
Doctor: Now this must have come from your friends at the bar, right Jack Jackson?
Jack Jackson looks sadly into the doctor’s eyes and cries,
Jack Jackson: No! No! This happened in church again!
Extremely puzzled, the doctor asks for the explanation.
Jack Jackson: I went to church and sat in the pew. My friend Jim came in and sat down next to me. Then comes this same big fat woman again, and she sat in the pew in front of us. We got up to sing, and her dress was stuck up the back of her butt again.
Doctor:, Oh no, Jack. You didn’t pull it out again! Didn’t you learn your lesson last week?
Jack Jacksosn: No, no, Doc, I didn’t pull it out,. Jimmy did. And knowing how much she doesn’t like that, I tried to push it back in for her!
