The dying sick man
PASTOR: ( to a sick dying man) Denounce the devil.
SICK MAN: (keeps silent)
PASTOR: For the very last time, denounce the devil.
SICK MAN: Pastor, please I don’t know where I am going if I die, I don’t want to offend anybody now.
The ultimate denial!
Armed robbers entered a church while the service was going on. They asked the ushers to close every door and windows so that nobody can escape. They counted the number of worshipers and they were 200. They told them they would kill100 out of these 200 members but in an alphabetical order of names starting with the pastors. They approached the senior pastor asking: what’s your name? Pastor said Zechariah Zwingina. The next pastor said Zebede Zacheus, the third pastor said Zemmanuel Zwiliams. They approached the elders. The first one said Zarepath Zolomon. The next one said Zambrose Zochonis. They approached the choir and the first chorister out of fear pointed to the organist and said his name is Abraham Amber. The Organist screamed, he is a liar. My name is Zabraham Zamber.
