Please always wait for pastor to end his prayer or statement before you say ‘Amen’
Pastor: There’s a man here.
Jack: (shouts from the crowd) It is me.
Pastor: I repeat, There’s a man here.
Jack: (shouts from the crowd) it is me and my family
Pastor: I say there’s a man here.
Jack: (shouts again from the crowd) I am the one!
Pastor: They have been sucking your blood for 5yrs now.
Jack: ????
Great lead
Jack: Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.
Priest: Is that you, Jack?
Jack: Yes Father.
Priest: Who is it you were with, Jack?
Jack: I’d rather not say, Father.
Priest: Was it Bridget?
Jack: No, Father.
Priest: Was it Sonia?
Jack: No, Father.
Priest: Was it Mabel?
Jack: No, Father.
Priest: Well, Jack, say four Our Fathers and four Hail Marys.
When Jack gets outside, his friend Jim asks him how it went. Terrific, says Jack. I got five Our Fathers, five Hail Marys, and three great leads
