Most Hilarious Sex and Infidelity Jokes
Sweet Sex at 100 years!
After hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Jane went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” Horrified, Jane told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. “Oh no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.” She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, “He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.”
Salary increment
The government announced that if you have five children your salary will be increased by eighty percent. Jack heard the news and with excitement said to his wife, “Darling, I have a kid with my girlfriend. I’m going to bring him so we can add him to our four kids to make our children five.” When he came back, he saw only one of his children remaining. He asked, “where are the rest?” His wife replied, you are not the only one that heard the news, “their fathers have come for them!
