My penis!
A man Jack and his wife were in a public transport. Jack gave money to a beggar inside the bus. By the time they got to the next bus stop, Jack penis disappeared. Jack started shouting; My penis is gon! My penis is gone! All the passengers ordered the driver to stop. And he obeyed! Jack explained to everybody what happened and they started beating the beggar. After receiving serious beating, the beggar agreed to fix the penis back. He brought out a small bag containing other people’s penis he had collected and opened it and poured them on the ground. Jack shouted; See my penis! That is my penis! As Jack was about to pick his penis, his wife shouted; My friend drop that thing and pick the big one. Nonsense!
Pregnant lady and a little boy!
A three year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor’s surgery. “Why is your stomach so big?” he asks. “I´m having a baby.” she replies. “Is the baby in your stomach?” he asks, with his big eyes. “Yes, it is.” she says. “Is it a good baby?” he asks, with a puzzled look. “Oh, yes. A really good baby.” the lady replies. Shocked and surprised, he asks: “Then why did you eat him?”
