A 90 yr old man!
A ninety year rich old man married to a twenty year pretty woman and she became pregnant. Man was so happy, went to his doctor and asked for an advise. The doctor said, “Well listen to this story, A hunter goes to the jungle to hunt. In rush he picks up his umbrella in place of gun and he faces a lion. He points, takes aim at lion, and shoots. Boom, the lion dies.” Old man says, “But, that is impossible, some one else shot the lion and killed it.” Doctor says, “Exactly, that is my point!
Selective hearing!
Women talk too much. That’s why men have developed a superpower called SELECTIVE HEARING.
Example:
When a woman says: “This house is a mess, Honey! You and I need to clean this, Your stuff is all on the floor, You will be without clothes If you don’t wash them NOW.”
Men only hear: “bla, bla, bla, HONEY YOU AND I, bla, bla, blabla, bla, bla, ON THE FLOOR bla, bla, bla, WITHOUT CLOTHES bla, bla, bla, NOW!
