Rotten Mind
Boy: Babe,I want to show you something.
Girl: What is it?
Boy: But can I show you this in your room?
Girl: Okay.
Boy: Can we close the door?
Girl: hmmm okay Boy: Can we close the window?
Girl: Okay.
Boy: Can we turn off the light?
Girl: Yess.
Boy: Grab my hand.
Girl: (grabs his hand) what is it?
Boy: Look at this, my watch glows in the dark!
Las Vegas!
A woman is packing up and leaving her husband and tells him she’s moving to Las Vegas. The husband asks, “Why Las Vegas?” She says from what she understands, she can get $100 for every blowjob she gives. Upon telling her husband this he starts packing as well. The wife asks, “Where are you going?” The husband says, “I’m going to Las Vegas too! I want to see how you can live off $200 a year!”
