Things men in enjoy!
An attractive woman arrives at a party. While scanning the guests, she spots an interesting looking man standing alone. She approaches him and says “Hello, my name is Carmen.” “That’s a beautiful name” he says, “is it a family name?” “No”, she replies. “As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things I enjoy most…cars and men. Therefore I chose Carmen.” “What’s your name?” she asks. The man replies “B.J – B.J. Titsncunt.
The little bird!
An unclad guy was sunbathing at the beach. A little girl comes to him, he covers his private parts with a newspaper. The little girl asks, ‘What’s under there?’ So the man answers A bird’ The girl goes away and the man later fell asleep. When he wakes up, he finds himself in a hospital bed, and he was in a great pain. A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, ‘What happened?’ The man answers, ‘I don’t know. I was at the beach and fell asleep after talking to a little girl’ So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they went to the beach to find any witnesses. When they got there, they saw the little girl the man talked about. So they asked her if she saw anything that happened to the man, She answers, ‘ no Just that when he was sleeping, and I played with his bird, After a while, it spat at me, so I got angry and broke its neck, burnt its nest, and smashed all its Eggs.
