Or what
A doctor summons a woman and asks to know why, after the husband had complained to him that the woman no longer allows him to sleep with her. The woman said; I work so hard for the family. It happens like this, I get ready for work in the morning, I take a taxi to work, on getting there, there’s no money on me, the taxi driver asks; do you want to pay or what? I go for or what. At work, I fail to meet up the daily target, my boss asks; do you want me to sack you or what? I go for or what. Going back home, I take a taxi, on getting home, no money on me. The taxi driver asks; do you want to pay or what? I go for or what. That’s it! The doctor then leans forward and says; So, do you want me to tell your husband or what?
Two things involved
When a girl visits you, there are two things involved; its either you invited her or she just surprised you. If you invited her, you are safe but if she invited herself to surprise you, there are two things involved; its either she finds you alone or she finds you cheating. If she finds you alone, you are safe but if she finds you cheating, there two things involved; its either you rush to hide under the bed or you chose to open that door. If you run under the bed, you are safe but when you open the door, there are two things involved; its either you open when she is still there or you open when she has just left. If you open when she has just left, you are safe but if you open while she is still there, there are two things involved; its either she turns back and run away crying or she enters. If she runs away crying, you are safe but if she enters, there’s only one thing involved: . . . . . . . . . You are dead.
