Ladies Tears Vs Guys Tears
Don’t make a woman cry because there is nothing expensive more than a lady’s tears. When a single drop comes out, it first mixes with LOREAL eye line ($100) & REVLON mascara ($150), then when it rolls down the cheek it mixes with Estee Louder foundation ($250) D&G blusher ($270) and MAC powder ($300). Finally when it touches the lips it gets mixed with MAYBELINE lipstick ($250) and AVON lip gloss( $100). a single drop of a lady’s tear is running for about $1,420. Please don’t make her cry. When you make a man cry, it’s only at most Vaseline ($1.5) and talcum powder ($2) total for men $3.5.
April fool
Mr. Jack’s girlfriend told him that she is pregnant, and instructed that he must tell his wife the truth. Mr. Jack had to tell his wife just to suit her desires so she doesn’t terminate the child. Mrs. Jack cried bitterly after receiving the heart breaking news because she could not give her husband a child and he promised not to cheat on her weakness but he failed. She could not bear the shame that an 18yrs old girl will be her mate, so she packed her things and left the house. Mr. Jack could not stop her because she was furious. Mr. Jack took a deep breath and said to himself now I’m a man. Immediately he picked up his phone to call the mother of his unborn child and she said ‘April Fool, I’m not pregnant.
