Laws of Life!
Law of telephone: when you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.
Law of mechanical repair: after your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the workshop: any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of the alibi: if you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Bath theorem: when the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of encounters: the probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
Law of the result: when you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.
Law of bio mechanics: the severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Theater rule: people with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of coffee: as soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Law of proposal: after you accept a proposal you will get a better one.
