Don’t joke with Scientists!
A scientist is been interviewed for a prestigious job. To make sure he has the right morals, the interviewer gives him the following situation: “You’re late for a meeting, when you come across a burning house, a fire hydrant, and a fire hose lying across the street. What do you do?” The scientist responds: “People’s lives are more important than the meeting. I screw the fire hose into the hydrant and put out the fire before coming to the office.” The interviewer is impressed, but asks him a follow up question just to make sure: “You’re late for a meeting when you pass a fire hose connected to a hydrant, next to a perfectly safe house. What do you do?” The scientist thinks for a moment, then replies: “I unscrew the fire hose, carry it across the street, and set the house on fire. Then I’ve reduced it to a problem I’ve already solved.”
Men vs women!
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking! that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as most men would). Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, “I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $200 on one condition. Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words. The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $200 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man’s hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said¦ “CLEAN MY HOUSE”. The Guy fell into coma twice.
