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- It is easy to be wise after the event – English Proverb
- It is ignorance and stupidity that makes the rat to challenge the cat to battle – Nigeria
- It is not every old person that you will take advise from, because fools grow old too – African
- It is only a foolish child that will laugh at the ugliness of his mother – African
- It is with patience that the camel ascends the hill with heavy load on its back – Nigeria
- It requires a lot of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum – Ghana
- It requires wisdom to understand wisdom; the music is nothing if the audience is deaf – Walter Lippman
- It was only after the frog was submerged into hot water that it realized there were different types of water – Nigeria
- Just because you met them at the church does not mean they’re the one, Demons go to church too – Nigeria
- Kindness is like butter, it works best when you spread it around – Nigeria
- Like the rock at the bottom of the sea, that remains peaceful in the midst of storm – Nigeria
- Love does not grow on empty stomachs and failed promises – African
- Never give an enemy the opportunity to bite you twice – Unknown
- Never make an early morning appointment with a man who has just married a new wife – African
- Only a foolish woman takes the promises of a naked man serious – Tanzania
- Never underestimate the power of stupid people in a large group – George Carlin
- No man is innocent in his absence – African
- No matter how dark the room is, a man will always find his way to the woman’s breast – African
- No matter how far you urinate, the last always falls at your feet – Tanzania
- No matter how hot your anger is, it cannot cook yams – Nigeria
- No matter how much weed you smoke, you cannot be the MOST HIGH – Nigeria
- No matter what you do for the son of your girlfriend, he will never refer to you as his father – African
- Not every scream at night is a call for help. Some are screams of pleasure – Nigeria
- Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. — Chinese Proverb
- Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind – William R. Alger
- Proverbs are the cream of a nation’s thought. – Unknown
- Proverbs may be said to be the abridgment of wisdom. – Joseph Joubert
- Shoes and People, If they hurt you, they’re not of your size! They don’t deserve you! – Unknown
- Stay away from issues between two people who have seen each other’s nakedness – African
- Talk doesn’t cook rice – Chinese
- That a man is short, does not mean he is a boy – Nigerian
- The act of being a good guest is to know when to leave – Unknown
- The anus said if it knew the vagina would have many visitors, it wouldn’t have agreed to be her neighbor – Nigerian
- The baby tortoise may see its shell as a burden, it doesn’t know that that burden is also its protection – Unknown
- The best time to slap a king is when there is a fly on his cheek – Nigerian
- The bird says that since men have learned to shoot without missing, he has learned to fly without perching – Nigerian
- The bird that calls for rain shall first be beaten by the rain – African
- The cow that is in a hurry to go to America will come back as corned beef – Nigerian
- The crown of a king has no honor in a woman’s bedroom – African
- The egg or the stone, it doesn’t matter who hits first, the results are always the same – African
