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Life is a sexually transmitted disease

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1. A dirty book is rarely dusty.
   ― Anonymous
2. A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.
   ― Gloria Steinem
3. Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
   ― Robert Byrne
4. Boys and girls in America have such a sad time together; sophistication demands that they submit to sex immediately without proper preliminary talk. Not courting talk — real straight talk about souls, for life is holy and every moment is precious.
   ― Jack Kerouac
5. Don’t knock masturbation .. it’s sex with someone I love.
   ― Woody Allen
6. Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.
   ― Oscar Wilde
7. Familiarity breeds contempt.. and children.
   ― Mark Twain
8. Flies spread disease — keep yours zipped.
   ― Anonymous
9. For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
   ― Jay Leno
10. I am always looking for meaningful one night stands.
    ― Dudley Moore
11. I like threesomes with two women, not because I’m a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I’m romantic. I’m looking for The One. And I’ll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time.
    ― Russell Brand
12. I remember the first time I had sex, I kept the receipt.
    ― Groucho Marx
13. I think it is funny that we were freer about sexuality in the 4th century B.C. It is a little disconcerting.
    ― Angelina Jolie
14. I’m a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone’s life.
    ― Mitch Hedberg
15. In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.
    ― Nora Ephron
16. It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance.
    ― Elizabeth Taylor
17. Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you’re going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.
    ― Butch Hancock
18. Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
    ― Anonymous
19. Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
    ― Woody Allen
20. Men get laid, but women get screwed.
    ― Quentin Crisp